Penis Pills Gone Wrong

 

Well... it's fair to say I messed. Big time. My life used to be pretty great! Not great, but definitely not bad. Sure, dating was a bit difficult, but not because I wasn't an attractive guy. I'd usually go out, find a girl, and have no problem taking her home. Things would get hot and heavy. I was the king of foreplay... but once they would get really going, they always would want to take my cock out. Pull down the trousers, hoping to see a monster member to satisfy them all night long! Imagine their disappointment when they come face to face with my tiny little micropenis. After yesterday, I had enough. I took this little cutie named Annie up to my apartment roof. Things were going great. She took her tits out, and damn they were incredible! The way they bounced, god they were perfect! And of course... once Annie went for my cock, she burst out laughing, just like every other girl who had seen my pathetic little penis.

That was the final straw. I looked online, at every store I could find to get some sort of penis enhancement to fix my absolute joke of a member. I ordered pretty much everything there was. I spent hundreds of dollars, and nothing worked. Finally, just when I was about to give up I came across this post way in the darkweb. Honestly, it sounded kind of sketchy. It had a bunch of really negative reviews, but I was getting desperate and pretty much just skimmed them. I assumed they just said that the stuff didn't work, like everything else I'd tried. If only I had read them more carefully...

A couple days later, the cream arrived. First thing I did was apply it. I waited... and.... nothing. Absolutely nothing. Damn, that was disappointing. Little did I know, it had a delayed effect. A couple hours later, I was sitting on my couch, just gaming the day away, and suddenly... boom. My cock felt electric! I froze, both in shock and in awe from the massive amount of orgasmic pleasure I suddenly felt out of absolutely nowhere. I stared down at my crotch, and my cock burst through my trousers. It hurt so much, but felt so good!

 

I stared in shock at my new massive member. First of all, I was taken aback by the weight. It was heavy! I couldn't even get it to fit back inside my jeans. Damn, I was going to have some fun!

Fast forward to now, and I wish I never had taken that stupid cream. It made my cock absolutely massive, but it has been so much more of a curse than a blessing. It's like some sort of cruel joke. Sure, women don't burst out laughing at the sight of my teeny little penis anymore, but this is so much worse. I either cannot cum whatsoever, or else explode everywhere with just the slightest touch. This is worse than death! The first girl I tried my new hardware with was a total knockout. Things were going great. We went back to her place, and I was ready for a night of fun. She stripped for me, teasing me and making me rock hard. She was completely naked and looked like a goddess! You should have seen the smile she when she finally laid me down on the bed, and took out my meat. She loved it! She said she'd never seen one so big! And then... disaster. She reached for it, and as soon as she touched it... boom. That was it. I moaned and sprayed cum everywhere. She was so disappointed, and I quickly left, embarrassed.
 

 

The next girl was no better. Okay, I didn't prematurely ejaculate at the slightest touch, but this wasn't much better. I thought maybe the first time was a fluke. Maybe it was just that the new equipment took a couple days to sort out, right? Yeah... that was not the case. I met Natalia in when she moved in down the hall. She was a real cutie with a great figure and an even sexier smile. We'd been flirting back and forth for a couple weeks now, and I finally made the move. My new cock would wow her, right? Nope. We fucked her hours, but I felt pretty much nothing. My cock might be hard as a rock, but it also has as much feeling as one. Now, she's jerking me off, desperately trying to make me cum, wondering what the fuck is wrong with me, stroking to no avail. I guess this is my life now, either being completely unable to get off, or being a pathetic pre-ejaculator. At least my dick's big.